? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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