Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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