well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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