I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
