That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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