At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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