Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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