I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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