I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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