do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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