Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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