It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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