operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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