Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
smell my finger.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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