I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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