she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she pinky promised me she was 18
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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