There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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