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Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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