He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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