just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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