So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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