is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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