We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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