I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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