so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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