i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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