you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That accounts for only three of the penises
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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