Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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