i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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