Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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