Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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