none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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