i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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