Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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