Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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