She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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