Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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