he thought i was a dude.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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