He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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