she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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