I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
