Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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