Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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