just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
ok first of all what the fuck
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