The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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