I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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