I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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