I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
