YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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