I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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